The Decnuary Roundup (Dec '16/Jan '17)
I'm getting back on track. S. L. O. W. L. Y. (But I'm probably never going to be able to post about anything immediately after it airs until bitches pay me enough to quit my day job. Just sayin'.) So, here it go (real extra good shit that you need to watch in bold):
Watch this shit:
Anthology documentary kidnap-y goodness.
- I Like You Just the Way I Am
- Magic Funhouse
A Saturday morning kid's show on crack.
- The OA
Holy fucking shit is this god damn show amazing.
"To exist is to survive unfair choices."
That is all.
- Shut Eye
Beyond the psychic veil. (Or is it? ... #intrigue)
(a.k.a. Watch it or don't, but either way it's not the greatest ever):
Wasn't terrible, but definitely didn't hook me. If you're into "narrated from beyond the grave"-type shit, that happens to be British and also includes food, then this is your bag.
- Mariah's World
I mean... it is what it is. If you like reality shows about famous people being famous, here you go.
- Terry Crews Saves Christmas
Cute holiday fun. Even better if you wait to binge it until after the world explodes because dumb assholes couldn't stand female e-mails.
- The Wall
- The Deleted
This utter nonsense is about horny kids who don't own shirts and apparently escaped a cult because the milk they were served was drugs. And one of them might also be a psychotic robot. Need I say more?
Watch this shit:
- A Series of Unfortunate Events
I was sort of prepared to not be interested in this show, but my husband was all about it, so we watched it together. I was won over, folks. It's a real good time.
Just your average, wholesome, all-American "aliens are making shit float in the woods" coming-of-age-in-a-12-year-coma story. Definitely worth your time.
- Caraoke Showdown
- Emerald City
Probably about as dark and realistic a take on Oz that we've seen.
- Mary Kills People
- The Mick
- One Day at a Time
Cuban family drama, love, and happiness. Seriously, such a good show.
Other than it being based on the Archie comics, it's not really any different from your typical high school drama. Except maybe the murder mystery? Not that it makes it a bad series, mind you. Just don't expect anything ground breaking is all I'm saying.
- Sneaky Pete
Giovanni Ribisi's crazy Scientology-loving-dumbass is an ex-con/future re-con. Not mad at it, but it's not my new favorite thing.
- Spy in the Wild
Fucking crazy-town first-person point of view of animals in their natural habitats. Some really amazing sights.
- Throwing Shade
(a.k.a. You fuckin' get it, this shit probably sucks):
- Big Fan
"Big fans" have a trivia face-off against celebrities about those celebrities. Unless you're as big a fan of the celebrity as their stalkers are, the show really won't mean that much to you.
Truly meh. I tried watching the original UK version before this series, and it got boring real quick. This US version explains just a bit more of how they find these voluntary "fugitives," but that doesn't really make it any more interesting.